Score: 10

"this is the perfect game"

submission: Dragon Fist 3

date: December 16, 2006

all i have 2 say is that its guan dao, not kwan dao. i also loved the use of characters from martial arts movies, like li mu bai from CT,HD.

Score: 4

"dude, that was so gay"

submission: ___Sisqo's__Gulp_Down____

date: November 12, 2006

lol, sisqo got molested. my rating has 6 people sucking each other off

Score: 7

"3 things away from perfect"

submission: Tri-achnid

date: November 12, 2006

and that's :
1: lower the sensitivity, I KEEP FUCKIN DYING RUNNING INTO THE WALL!
2: make both ends of the web stick to the wall, i'd .like walking on a tightrope
3:custom levels, it's fun to screw around carefree

PLEASE MAKE A V.2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Score: 5

"you idiot, you fucked up da shooting thingy"

submission: Commando

date: October 22, 2006

how come you can only shoot up, down, diagonal, or left and right? why da fuck didnt you make him aim where the mouse was? the game would have been a shitload better if u did that. thats y i kept on dying on that part on da cliff. i couldnt shoot that 1 guy throwing grenades at me and i died. my review would have been a lot more positive if u did that 1 little thing! if u make a v.2 and fix that, i'd love the game.

Score: 7

"meh"

submission: Year of the Snake

date: October 22, 2006

it was pretty good, but not good for front page material; it was kinda fun, but not so fun that you'd go back and play it again. i bet this took a fairly long time, and was probably kinda frustrating to make, but i think you wasted your time. i probably would have rated higher if you put a difficulty setting on it, cuz this was too easy.

Score: 8

"i liked the normal thing-thing games better..."

submission: Thing-Thing Arena 2

date: October 20, 2006

i don't know why, they just seemed more fun, that doesn't mean they're bad, this game rocks! and a little tip: to kill the cashier, shoot him 7 times with your default gun (if its 8, he'll shoot back) then switch to your auto-12 (i reccomend getting ammo) then go behind the cashier, and shoot insanely once he dies (if you dont) he'll drop a mini-vulcan ammo...thing.

Score: 9

"that guy's really uugly"

submission: Unusual Side Scroller

date: October 19, 2006

i cant blame ya, i mean its extremely hard to make a 3d flash, and that's one of the best 3d games on ng ive ever played. it seeled a lot like the game "platypus" its a game like this, but everything looks like clay.

Score: 6

"so... u like da matrix?"

submission: .Pollution.

date: October 19, 2006

it made a pretty obvious point in a cool matrixy style, but why were they fighting?i mean, even krinkels has a point to why da madness guys fight, as pointless as it is, but seriously, adding a little note changes a lot.

Score: 7

"great flash, but bush isnt trying to do good"

submission: The New Dubya-Doo Movies

date: October 10, 2006

hes pretty stupid, but not thaat stupid. it kinda annoys me how hes just like "sept. 11th..." i mean plzz do u really think hes that stupid? it wuz kinda funny towards the end, "a hooker eh? how much for an hour" "i'd like to show u my tube" but the political jokes about bush r kinda stupid.

Score: 9

"all of your games are pretty much the same"

submission: Element Saga Chapter 5

date: October 10, 2006

not that that's a bad thing, but i'd like something different. also, when u press z or x, nothing beneficial happens, he only turns black and grows wings for a second. i like the action mixed with RPG elements in your games, but its just getting boring. btw i love thr ratchet and clank series